Sunday, September 30, 2012

All-Chick Super Group Would Rock--and Possibly Be a Monster as Well

I daydream a lot, and one of the ideas I have had is the idea of an all-female hard rock heavy metal band.  Imagine Jennifer Batten on lead guitar, Julie Slick on bass, and either Meytal Cohen or Roxy Petrucci on drums. I am limiting this list to people of very broadly compatible styles. Add a compelling female singing voice and/or keyboardist (there are of course, many) , and it aint hard to picture them on the cover of Rolling Stone. ( Or maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal in this post-feminist era. I just think the music would be good!)

Other combinations are possible: Paz Lechantin or Gail Greenwood on bass--maybe even Melissa Auf De Mar on bass and vocals and MEG WHITE on drums if you want a more mainstream pop/blues/rock appeal.  Or Big Kat on guitar.

But I  like the Batten-Slick-Petrucci combination for heavy metal rocking.


SUGGESTED NAMES: Four Day Creep
                                        Silas Marner
                                        Ampersand
                                        The Crazy Diamonds
                                         Pussy Galore
                                        Maiden Voyage
                                         Plan B  (Alternative to men --  B is for Batten)
                                        Precious Metal
                                        Bastion (refers to male bastion, but also alludes to Jennifer batten's name)
                                        Gladiolus
                                        Frankie *    
                                       
                                        Hypatia
                                        Sperm Bank Holiday
                                        Madame Ovary
                                        Lady Egg
                                         Lawdy Mama
                                         Bear Feat
                                         Game Seven (works if 7 musicians)

                                        Madame President
                                        The Lady Bugs
                                        Sound Advice
                                         PBS/MJB/BMW/ or BMF!
                                       


(*an allusion to Frankie &; Johnnie)